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You know you're super high if your noodles keep disappearing:
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You see hidden meanings in everything:
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And you start to have some SERIOUS toast issues:
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You know you're stoned as hell if flies start to disrespect you:
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Your sleeping schedule is calculated:
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And you have one of those life-changing conversations:
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You know you're high as hell when you start making fine art:
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Or make a list to beat all lists:
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Or make your first Oscar-winning film:
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You're absolutely high as shit if you get trapped like this:
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Or if you start to see too much in your sink:
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And especially if this happens to you:
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You know you're high when you start seeing nugs:
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Or you start trying to see as much as you can:
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You know you're high when you start having thoughts like this:
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And start having existential crises over potatoes:
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You know you're high when you try to charge your water:
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You know you're high when you become a master engineer:
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And a master magician:
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You know you're high when you subvert space and time:
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Start dropping truth bombs:
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Answer questions like this:
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And make literally the most inexplicable meal in human history:
