Boris Johnson says there’ll be Mars Bars after Brexit – 9 sweet reactions
We can see why Boris Johnson’s handlers have kept him away from the microphones as much as possible, because every time he opens his mouth, he says something incredibly stupid. We’ll never forget his hobby of painting buses or his admission that he doesn’t know what’s in GATT24, the article he claims will make Brexit a doddle.
During a leadership hustings in Belfast, as well as waving a kipper about, he started wittering on about people worrying that there won’t be Mars Bars after Brexit – because that’s obviously a much bigger concern than diabetes medication.
Judging by the reactions, Mars Bars may not be a top concern for …well, anyone.
1.
Imagine turning up at any job interview and talking about Mars bars and waving a fish around
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) July 17, 2019
2.
Live : he's finally lost the plot.
He is actually insane. 😱😱 pic.twitter.com/GeNuTAqZnI— Alex Taylor (@AlexTaylorNews) July 17, 2019
3.
Do you think Cameron ever looks at the man who'll be Prime Minister on Tuesday waving a fish about on stage and ranting about how how we might still have mars bars and flights in October and thinks "yeah maybe I do regret calling the referendum a bit"
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) July 17, 2019
4.
Greetings, humans with an ounce of sense. Commiserate with me, as I watch this utter moron outline an exceedingly vague plan to save us from a crisis that’s entirely of his own making. I’m losing my mind, here. https://t.co/QggT8UhlZD
— Rhodri Marsden (@rhodri) July 17, 2019
5.
We have literally gone from saying let’s give the NHS an extra £350 million to don’t panic we will have drinking water and mars bars! Imagine clapping this nonsense.
— Mike V (@mikevose1) July 17, 2019
6.
People are cheering a vision of allowing planes, having drinking water and making Mars Bars.
Brexit expectation management is like a work of art. https://t.co/3pMSrSIW5h— Stig Abell (@StigAbell) July 17, 2019
7.
Well why the fuck didn't he say that before? Fucking Mars bars? I'm fucking in!! https://t.co/X9rKLzwvkH
— Andrew Parnall – The Original Don't Brexit Fixit (@dontbrexitfixit) July 17, 2019
8.
Boris passionately
reassuring us The entire UK:
that there will be
sufficient whey for
mars bars after
a no deal brexit: pic.twitter.com/6uy2XlMnS3— Millie (@ic_millie) July 17, 2019
9.
So the next manifesto is: clean drinking water, no disruption to Mars bars and flying planes.
That now gets you the keys to Number 10?https://t.co/ft6CpJPsBq
— Aditya Chakrabortty (@chakrabortty) July 17, 2019
Nish Kumar has obviously been keeping a close eye on the track record of Boris Johnson promises.
Immediately started stockpiling Mars bars
— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) July 17, 2019
H/T: Guardian
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