Here's another thing you can file under "Not Something to Call the Cops About:" An Ohio man dialed 911 because he got too high smoking weed. When police arrived, they found him surrounded by piles and piles of snackage.

The Vindicator reports police in Austintown received a call from the man Friday evening. He told them was "too high." I don't know if he just wanted to share and make chitchat with some strangers or what. When they arrived, they found him "in the fetal position" moaning on the floor. He was "surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies," according to a police report. 

After all that, the man declined medical treatment. But he's still probably going to face some charges, including possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia (cops found a jar of marijuana in his car). 

Whatever happens to him, he's certainly managed to find himself in some interesting company

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I'm a writer for Cosmopolitan.com manning the fort during the night shift (because I love staying up late and hate getting up early in the morning). My nickname is not Becky, Beck, Becca or Bex--it's Burt, which is what almost everyone calls me.