Saturday Brunch

These egg-filled wraps with black-bean sauce will ensure happy catatonia
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As anyone who's been to Chipotle (i.e., everyone) can tell you, burritos are bigger than they look. Their neat tortilla packaging hides a surfeit of food that, post-consumption, tends to elicit a string of satisfied groans from the eater and/or render him/her temporarily motionless. Which is why you'll want to have these breakfast burritos for brunch: If you find yourself unable to function due to excessive gorging, well, so what? It's Saturday! You don't have to move if you don't want to. --Rachel Stearns