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1. It’s a landline.
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Me, and my momma keke-ing it up like she’s one of my little friends, after she spent years telling me she’s not:
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And whoever added the background music is going to hell
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I saw this on FB & I’m dying lmao
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you’re going to adopt meredith! that is so sweet dad https://t.co/XaPLPlqV3i
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Me, writing an email: I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!
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My Guardian Angel headed to her lunch break till she notices I done got myself into some shit again.
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Y’all still pull your luggage? 🤔🤭 amateurs. #lifehacks
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unsaved number : I miss you , how have you been? 😊 me: who’s this ? unsaved number: really? Me:
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I saw a man getting ready to fight someone and he took out his airpods and gave them to his friends like they were hoops
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Chaka Khan https://t.co/0eU9uz1kPl
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alright ladies it’s time to “omg I’m so cold feel my hands” your way into a relationship season
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fast and furious adding cardi b to the cast
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me trying my hardest
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nick carraway: you okay? jay gatsby: yeah i’m fine gatsby’s headphones: Green Light — Lorde 1:16 ───❍────── 3:55 ↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%
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me and my siblings getting along as 20-somethings after almost killing each other as kids
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🙂
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No idea where my son learned an ostrich stuck his head in the ground, but he decided to demonstrate that for us in the corn pit when we went to CM Farms! 😂