Women will walk down the street and tell young men to frown.
Women will run all the world governments, and have more wars just to prove that stereotypes aren't always true.
Women will ask their male peers at work to do them a huge favor and make them a coffee. And then, when the guys feel weird about it, the women will act so confused, and be like, "What? I said it was a favor."
Male birth control will be widely prescribed but it won't be covered by Obamacare.
All buildings will be shaped like vaginas.
All late-night shows will be run by women and will consist solely of the host reading the guests' tarot cards.
Female celebrities will be asked substantive questions on the red carpet, and men won't be allowed to make art.
Women will be considered hotter as they age, and no matter how old they are they will only date the young, hot robots that have replaced men.
The line for the men's bathroom will always be incredibly long, except at improv training centers, where it will be the women's line which is long, because there will be so many women in comedy.
No one will ever ask if you watch "Louie."
Women will make a full dollar for every dollar a man makes, and on the dollar "In God We Trust" will always be followed by "(God Is a Woman)."
Everyone will always know what phase the moon is in.
The new national motto will be "There Are Honestly More Hot Girls Than There Are Hot Guys."
Hillary Clinton will be President.
