HUMOROUS TALK: Watering your Plants Eating by yourself. Watching TV alone. Singing "My Heart Will Go On" while mopping the kitchen floor crying like a baby. Being alone is one of the most hated feeling a person can ever experience. I was once alone in my deep eternal mind. No friends to talk to. But thankfully, something saved me. And it's my fascination for or orchids that grew. What I did is simply the following, if you're satisfied with your life, don't do this. But if you're as bored that you often think about how you can't make your tongue reach your elbow and as lonely that you're memorizing all Taylor Swift's songs, then do this! Hit to the nearest supermarket and find a pot that's durable as my love for my crush. Afterwards, visit a hardware shop where they sell different kinds of seeds and soil. Nah just kidding... A flower shop rather. Ask for an orchid seed and a clay soil to use. After dramatically arriving at home at midnight (since traffic can be found anywhere in the Phillipines and it's so annoying), get the pot, the soil and the seed and place it on a working table. Add the soil and dig the seed to it until you reach the core of Earth. Place it in a well ventilated area, and where sunlight can pass through. Don't drown the orchid. Water it three times a week. If life gets boring, talk to it. Ask what to eat for dinner, how to ask a love interest out... But don't let your parents see you! You might be accused of being crazy. Admire and anticipate its growth and tada! You have a fully grown orchid! Raised by you. You can finally never be alone!

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