Ya know what's sad? The fact that the vast majority of millennials' favorite childhood snacks are GONE FOREVER. Disappeared into the void. Never to be heard from again.
Recently, u/Louismaxwell23 asked redditors to share the "discontinued food or beverage item they wish with all their heart would return," and folks, the answers have me feeling more nostalgia than I ever realized was possible. From fast-food faves to the grocery store goodies that you never failed to sneak into your mom's cart, here are some of the best responses — plus exactly why each was discontinued in the first place.
1. Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza
2. Dunkaroos
3. Jolt Cola
4. Creme Savers
5. Oreo Cakesters
6. Yogos
a hoard of teenagers pile through the @KelloggsUS HQ, all chanting one thing. YOGOS YOGOS YOGOS YOGOS YOGOS YOGOS
WHAT HAPPENED: The yogurt-covered, fun-sized fruit snacks (that were the ULTIMATE flex when packed in a school lunch) took the world by storm in 2005. Then, in 2010, they disappeared forever. Turns out the early 2010s were generally a tough era for nostalgic snacks. Womp.
7. Rold Gold Honey Mustard Pretzels
8. Lime Green Skittles
9. Ice Breakers Liquid Ice
11. McDonald's Snack Wraps
12. Trix Yogurt
13. Snapple Elements
@Snapple get your shit together. Bring these back.
WHAT HAPPENED: According to Snapple themselves, per an official Twitter correspondence, "Snapple Elements is no longer in production, and there are no current plans to reintroduce this product into the marketplace." And, to put it bluntly, people are pissed. Whether the very popular drink's eventual discontinuation was a result of slipping sales or something more interesting remains to be confirmed. I do know, however, that regular Snapple will never compare to these glass bottles of fruity deliciousness.
14. Pre-2019 Butterfingers
This could be the last original recipe butterfinger in the world
WHAT HAPPENED: You can still grab a Butterfinger bar basically anywhere, but it won't be the Butterfinger you remember. Long story short: In 2018, Ferrero (yes, the Nutella people) acquired all of Nestlé's American candy business, including the beloved Butterfinger, and they decided to "improve" upon the original Butterfinger recipe in early 2019. They even launched a "Better Butterfinger" ad campaign, but spoiler alert: Fans weren't happy about it. People remain pretty split on whether the new recipe enhances the beloved classic or ruins it altogether — so if you've tried the new recipe and have feelings, let us know in the comments ⬇️.
15. Cotton Candy Bubble Yum
16. Jell-O Pudding Pops
18. Philadelphia Cheesecake Snack Bars
@LoveMyPhilly Heyy you know what I like besides your cream cheese? your cheesecake snack bars ❤️🙌🏾
19. Surge
20. McDonald's Fried Apple Pie
21. Rice Krispies Treats Cereal
22. Squeezits
23. Ritz Bits S'mores
24. Fruitopia
Feel like shit, just want her back
WHAT HAPPENED: When Snapple exploded in popularity in the '90s, Coca-Cola wanted in. Thus, Fruitopia — their answer to the Snapple craze — was born. Their psychedelic advertising and roster of groovy flavors (we're talkin' Strawberry Passion Awareness and The Grape Beyond, folks) were enough to ignite it into mega-popularity, but it couldn't weather the storm of a few rather...interesting speed bumps. By that, I mean a lawsuit after bribing grocery stores to display more Fruitopia, changing their tagline to a slightly desperate "We just want to make you feel good," and scrapping six flavors due to poor sales. Coca-Cola officially gave up on Fruitopia in 2003, but you can still find this fruity refreshment in a) Canada, or b) some McDonald's locations, cleverly disguised as "Strawberry Minute-Maid."
25. Flintstones Push-Ups
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WHAT HAPPENED: I yabba-dabba-DO miss these icy-yet-creamy frozen treats every day of my damn life. Technically, these still exist as "Push-Ups," sans any Flintstones branding. But if there aren't illustrations of the entire Flintstones fam all over my frozen treat, I'll happily pass, thanks.
26. Vault
28. SoBe Green Tea
30. Kudos
31. Altoids Sours
bring the sour altoids back
WHAT HAPPENED: I'm with Doja, so I saved the best for last. As a millennial with fond memories of sucking on these ridiculously sour "mints" (TANGERINE ONLY...but TBH, Apple sorta slapped), I guess I always thought these were discontinued because ohhhh my GOD they were so sour. Not Warheads-level sour, but I'm pretty sure I walked around with straight-up ulcers in my mouth whenever I had a metal tin of these in my backpack. Well, I was wrong.
According to Bustle, who reached out to Altoids' parent company, Mars, "They just weren't popular enough to warrant continued production." Considering the fact that expired tins of Altoids Sours have sold for up to $1,000 on eBay, I ~personally~ find this a bit hard to believe...but regardless, I'm anxiously awaiting the moment when Altoids takes a cue from Oreo Cakesters, Trix Yogurt, and Lime Green Skittles so that we can all get our favorite sour candy back.