One day after the 2020 election, Democrats hoping for a Joe Biden landslide can console themselves with the fact that while the votes are still being counted, and things could still go either way, the former vice president has a good chance of winning the Electoral College and dropkicking Donald Trump out of our lives forever. (Yes, yes, like a recurring cancer we’ll never truly be rid of him, just give us this one fantasy.) And in a turn of events no one saw coming, Trump is actually taking the whole thing in dignified stride, telling supporters that he’ll accept whatever the final tally is and that if it turns out Joe Biden is the next president, they should give him the respect he deserves.
No, just fucking with you, of course: Trump is obviously having a full-blown Twitter meltdown and all-caps tweeting about how it’s the crime of the century and a Democratic conspiracy that every state wants to actually count all their ballots before just declaring him emperor for life.
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And those are just the tweets that haven’t been flagged for spreading disinformation. The ones President QAnon hasn’t been able to get past moderators include but are not limited to: “We are up BIG, but they are trying to STEAL the Election”; baseless claims of fraud in the Keystone State (“They are working hard to make up 500,000 vote advantage in Pennsylvania disappear—ASAP. Likewise, Michigan and others!”); and this deranged fever dream:
Meanwhile, as he vowed prior to Election Day, Trump has sent in his legal goons to challenge the count in various states he desperately needs to win, filing a lawsuit in Michigan to stop the counting of ballots and two in Pennsylvania over poll observer access and voter ID requirements. The Trump campaign has also demanded a recount in Wisconsin. As for the president’s early-morning pledge to take his fight to the Supreme Court, legal experts on both sides said…they have no idea what he’s talking about. Per Politico:
…intimidating poll counters:
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...and just thoroughly embarrassing themselves in every way possible:
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That feeling when people are embarrassed to say they voted for you
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Fear not, the most brilliant legal mind of a generation is on the case!
If he’s not there in two hours don’t worry, he stopped off for an interview in a hotel room and just needs to “tuck” his shirt in:
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Area man doesn’t have any idea how any of this works
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Elsewhere!
Protesters converge on Detroit voting center as election officials count ballots (Washington Post)
Trump campaign was livid when Fox News called Arizona for Biden—and tensions boiled over on-air (Washington Post)
Senate Control Hinges on Five Uncalled Election Results With Republicans Holding Edge (Wall Street Journal)
Susan Collins Wins, Consequences Lose (Jezebel)
In Puerto Rico, a slim majority voted for statehood (New York Times)
United States tops 100,000 new coronavirus cases in a day for first time (Washington Post)
The FDA’s cutoff for COVID-19 vaccine effectiveness is 50 percent. What does that mean? (NBC News)
Hero pet parrot squawks owner’s name, saves him from house fire (NYP)
French bulldog elected mayor of Kentucky town (UPI)
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